The Rogue Nation of Mcdonalds hamburger is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dave with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.482 billion Mcdonalds hamburgerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mcdonalds hamburgerian economy, worth 872 trillion Toes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 250,452 Toes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mcdonalds hamburger's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dave.

Mcdonalds hamburger is ranked 274,076^th in the world and 4,941^st in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 8.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.